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I remember Bill Maher had a joke about being married.
"Scientists say married men do live longer than single men. Well, that's true. And an indoor cat...lives longer than an outdoor cat. Sure, it's a fur ball with a broken spirit that can only look out on a world it will never enjoy..."
Just one more reason why married men live longer
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Just one more reason why married men live longer
Time is but an illusion. Lunch time...doubly so.
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I allways refer to the immortal Benny Hill on this subject.
"A poor man wishes he was Rich ,
A Rich man wishes he was Handsome ,
A Handsome man wishes he was Married ,
And a Married man wishes he was Dead! "
"A poor man wishes he was Rich ,
A Rich man wishes he was Handsome ,
A Handsome man wishes he was Married ,
And a Married man wishes he was Dead! "
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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Next time you go to the jewelry store...
Ask them for their selection of coffins.....
And see what they show you.
It's pretty funny, if they show you the wedding ring selection!!
Ask them for their selection of coffins.....
And see what they show you.
It's pretty funny, if they show you the wedding ring selection!!
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Re: Just one more reason why married men live longer
And as Jeff Dunham put it.blueheaven wrote:
I remember Bill Maher had a joke about being married.
"Scientists say married men do live longer than single men. Well, that's true. And an indoor cat...lives longer than an outdoor cat. Sure, it's a fur ball with a broken spirit that can only look out on a world it will never enjoy..."
"You're married, the best you can do now is run out to the end of your chain and bark!"
God's in his heaven, All's right with the world
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No I am single, how about you?
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