You Know You've Watched Too Much Rurouni Kenshin When...
1. You name your first child Shishio regardless of its sex.
2. You use the Futae no Kiwami technique to get in and out of your locker
3. When your mother asks you to take out the garbage you reply, "no one controls Mibu's wolf!"
4. You use Beanie Babies as practice targets for throwing your kunai
5. You spraypaint "Aku Soku Zan" on the hood of your car
6. Your toenail clippers have a "reversed blade"
7. You dye your hair silver, wear cool shades, and bite people's hands.
8. You scrape a cross scar into your cheek with a fork
9. You attempt to perform the "Ama Kakeru Ryu no Hiramiki" technique on some guy who cuts ahead of you in line at the post office.
10. When you're on trial in court for murder in the first degree your defense is "oro?"
11. You notice that the same guy is killed two times in the Pirate Episodes
12. You see that sometimes the Animators draw the sword coming out the wrong way for the Amakakeru-Ryuu-no-Hirameki
13. You can do many of kenshin's or saitou's techniques (My friend and I do this sometimes with Shinai)
14. You tend to repeat scenes ... IN JAPANESE!!!
15. If somebody in your school (Or work for that matter) says anything derogatory about Japanese Animation you jump at them and shout Aku soku zan!
16. When people ask you jokingly how many times you've seen kenshin, you tell them that you've lost count.
17. You'll even watch the fillers more than once!
18. When you're bored you tap your foot up and down and say "Shuku Chi!" and run at people.
19. When people are acting peticularly stupid you say "Ahou.."
20. The only way your parents can get through to you is to take away your "Kenshin Time"
21. You write ORO on every school blackboard in your school (in Japanese!)
22. You write ^_^x faces on desks etc
23. You dress up as Kenshin characters for Halloween
24. You dress up as Kenshin characters every day
25. You're secretly making a sakaba sword
26. You spend thousands of dollars on a sakaba sword
27. You change your name to an RK name
28. You write RK fanfics in English class (and get A's on them)
29. You calculate the area covered by Kenshin's scar in Math class
30. The only reason you like Algebra is because it has an X in it (X = Kenshin's scar, get it?)
31. There are RK pictures covering every square centimeter of your locker (or room wall)
32. You plan to make a real Kenshin by genetic engineering
33. You make your school choir/band orchestra sing/play RK music
34. You strive to perfect your pronunciation of ORO
35. Your computer is completely Kenshin-ized (RK icons, mouse, wallpaper etc)
36. You beg your History teacher to teach Japanese Meiji Era history
37. You draw Soujiro during your Biology class.
38. You make a list of "The Top 10 Ways to Tell you're obsessed with Kenshin" during a boring Biology lecture.
39. You try to top the guy who made the "Top 10" list by making a "Top 20" list.
40. You know what SASS stands for.
41. You belong to the SASS ML.
42. During Japanese class you accidentally say "De gozaru" instead of "de gozaimasu." Then the teacher looks at you funny cause you're using a form of speech that hasn't been used in like 100 years. (by Uknown Name)
43. You smile constantly which irratates everyone around you.
44. You search Japanese History books for information on the Hitokiri Battousai.
45. You call yourself sessha, regardless of whether or not you know what it means.
46. You've performed many acts of Jinchuu, making sure everyone knows you call it Jinchuu.
47. You've mastered the art of reverting to Battousai (especially the face.)
48. You use psychology when fighting an enemy.
49. You have tattooed your arms and learned the art of kempo.
50. You fight by listening to people's heartbeats.
51. You are petitioning to open an Akabeko in your neighborhood.
52. Everything around you somehow reminds you of RK (Oh look, that guy looks like Chou... Those are the types of trees Sano cuts down in Sobakasu... )
53. You've created your own set of life size, fullly functional Iwanbos.
54. You've created a life size doll of someone.
55. In math you calculated the average distance from Kyoto to Tokyo (by sea and by foot.)
56. You "Futae no Kiwami" any rock you see, producing strange looks from viewers.
57. You walk around wearing "hidden weapons" and "invincible armor"
58. You have a very sad (but made up) story of your past you tell people during a fight.
59. You end many of your sentences in speach and mail with "ne?"
60. You try to calculate how fast Soujiro is moving to be unseen by the "normal" eye.
61. You force your friends to learn basic japanese so you can at least comunicate "Normally".
62. When you're mad you refer to yourself as "ore" as opposed to "sesha"
63. In any story you do there is usually a character with a Kenshin name in it.
64. You Ryuu-Tsui-Sen your biology teacher with a meter stick.
65. You put ace bandages on your arms and forehead and bite people on the shoulder.
66. You call you're girlfriend Jyo-Chan.
67. When you mop at work/sweep the floor/rake the lawn/find an interesting stick you find yourself almost reflexivly doing Hiten-Mitsurugi techniques.
68. When you afix everything with the prefix of Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryuu (E.g. Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryuu Biology Homework Technique! Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryuu Shaving before work technique!)
69. You don't understand this list, because you know in your heart that there is no such thing as too much Rurouni Kenshin.
70. You chew a fishbone even though you’re a vegetarian
71. Whenever you’re sick, you order your parents to call Genzai-Sensei and Megumi-san
72. You desperately want to learn how to make opium so that Aoshi will kidnap you *sigh*
73. You wear striped sleeves to make your arms look longer
74. You take up gymnastics so that you can jump into trees in case someone throws their Izumi at you
75. You tell people not to call you “chan”
76. People look at you funny since they haven’t called you “chan”
77. You wear off the shoulder clothes in the hopes of attracting a hunk like Shishio *blegh*
78. You insist that a gray and yellow trenchcoat is more stylish and cool than a black one
79. They only thing you cook are rice balls.
80. You are proud that your rice balls look and taste like crap because now you are like Kaoru
81. Your parents have stopped asking you where you would like to have dinner since you always suggest the Akebeko
82. You are afraid to go on trains and you refuse to have you picture taken, claiming that your soul will be stolen.
83. You start a rumor that you are the legendary Hitokiri Battousai
84. You call your house a dojo
85. You pray to Megumi before a bio exam
86. You pinch people’s butts to get them motivated
87. You call all old men “Jiya”
88. You claim that you are the Okashira of 1) The Oniwa Banshuu, 2) You university, 3) Some Japanese name that you made up.
89. Whenever you eat out, you call the waitress Tae and tell her to put it on your tab
