I’d
like to be … maybe …
Freeman (from Crying Freeman)
I’d be the ultimate assassin; head of the world’s most powerful crime syndicate; my enemies would come up with great plans to destroy me by forcing me to sleep with beautiful women; and I’d have loads of personalized, cool, cheesy stuff like my own island, Dragon Boat, and Dragon Sub. But I’d also have to jump around in the nude, listen to mystic Asian sex mumbo-jumbo, and be strangely emo all the time.
Guy (from Guy: Awakening of the Devil)
I’d get to travel across the universe kicking ass and stealing stuff. And whenever someone really ticked me off, I could transform into a giant monster and rip their head off. Unfortunately, I’d also be a constantly POed jerk.
Alex Ryger (from Dallos)
I wouldn’t be completely emotional, or mad all the time, but I’d still be cool; I’d have an important position, even if it would be running an oppressive police state; and my fiancée would be very pretty. Moon radicals, and my own backstabbing advisers, would try to kill me, but I’d be able to handle them, so far.
Mephisto (from Demon City)
I’d be cool, and I’d never have enough character development to have any flaws.
However, in reality, I don’t think I’m like
any of these characters.
