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If you don't like your job

Post by JWR »

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins ...

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'' Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.''

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson .'

Maybe just maybe you current job might not be so bad X|
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Post by Captain Haddock »

Youch! X| Then again I'm sure there are some folkes who couldn't think of a better job...
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Post by transmet »

Sounds like a perfect candidate for "Dirty Jobs" on The Discovery Channel. :P
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Post by blueheaven »

"How was your day, Lenny?"

"Just another pain in the ass."
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Post by Cordelia »

Lol I hope that is a misprint :P
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