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I now have a goal!

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All,

After extensive discussions I have decided that as a man approaching 30 I need goals in life. One of these goals I've decided after discussion with close associates, is to find a women. Now specifically she'd have to be a cyborg/playboy centrefold/anime girl, so if you know any maybe one who works down the local conveniance store or video shop whatever, point her in my direction. I've also realised that potentially I may not have too much to offer the afformentioned, so I've decided upon a related project. To become Septhiroth out of FF7. Now I don't have his looks/figure/hair or cool demeanour, which is I admit going to make this a challenge. But I like a challenge, this is somehow going to happen people! :flushie
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Considering that AB is about 70% female, I'd say hanging out here is a good start. You may not find a cyborg, but you'd likely encounter someone who'd help you design your cosplay outfit and go with you as a related character in the same series.

Maybe not 100% your goal, but a step in the right direction. Good luck!
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Captain Haddock wrote:All,

After extensive discussions I have decided that as a man approaching 30 I need goals in life. One of these goals I've decided after discussion with close associates, is to find a women. Now specifically she'd have to be a cyborg/playboy centrefold/anime girl, so if you know any maybe one who works down the local conveniance store or video shop whatever, point her in my direction...
Note: NSFW

Knock yourself out

lol!
:rollin

Some even have mechanical eyes/mouth/head functions
that are available to the public. :P
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wow... 70 percent women?? i did not know that!
Capt', you've got a room full. lol good luck!

@ shampoo: lmao! bad girl! :p lmao! hehehe
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Shampoo wrote:Knock yourself out
I seen a documentary film on the subject couple years agos, would have never thought would show on Australian TV :OMG :puzzled :sweatdrop :wow: 8O

Now, I got a reason to use these pictures. :evil2 :evil2 :evil2 :evil2 Well, good luck Captain Haddock on your new goal in life.

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Shampoo wrote: Note: NSFW

Knock yourself out

lol!
:rollin

Some even have mechanical eyes/mouth/head functions
that are available to the public. :P
Japan,... the final frontier !! :D :D :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGnTfg-MUhs

Honestly, does this country have a limit ?... :D
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Post by Nene »

This thread gave me a much needed laugh, so thanks. XD The one-year relationship-breakdown anniversary hopelessness was starting to kick in a week early so that's pushed that away for another day. :rollin Who needs therapy when you got Beta?

Remember to send any Vincent Valentine look-a-likes you may encounter in your pursuits in my direction haha!
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Seriously...why date? Japan has made replacements for all the best things in dating.

http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/05/jap ... 57735.html

(It's safe for work)




I bet by next summer they'll have a BJ machine. :D
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Cutiebunny, that reminds me of designs for some equipment I saw online five or so years ago. I don't have the site anymore but it was supposed to be some kind of physical aid for people enjoying some "cam2cam" time online LOL. Basically two machines connected up, one for a man and one for a woman.. need I say more? :rollin
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Post by JWR »

Well they are getting more lifelike in their robotics.

My son's GF has allergy problems so they can't have a real cat so I got him this for his birthday this year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbl79xK0YA4
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JWR wrote:Well they are getting more lifelike in their robotics.

My son's GF has allergy problems so they can't have a real cat so I got him this for his birthday this year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbl79xK0YA4
Have same issue, so we bought a dog (english brand real model)... just now this farty animal is lying like a piece of random meat on the couch, sneezing like a old woman.
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Sensai you are of course correct in your assertions (espechially after all that research I remember you doing). Maybe indeed I could be a Batou to someones Motoko who knows! The only other viable option would be Alita, but she always comes across a bit on the young side (even though she is like over 200+ years old) so she would kind of get precluded.

Shampoo, well you've got to admire they're entrepenurial spirit if nothing else! Some of those guys have a whole sillicone harem going on, that's like 30k's worth of prima lovedoll going on in one of those pictures alone!
8O

Massacrist Manslayer I think I saw something similar 2-3 years ago about guys (all Westerners, though not including me I hasten to add) who basically tried to have relationships with their real dolls, very sad in more ways then one. Oh and your pictures are sending contradictory messages! :P

I know Iceman, it's like every wacked out idea we can conceive of here is already old hat over there. I love it! :)

Nene I'm glad my deranged ramblings buoyed your spirits! If I come across a VV lookalike I will be sure to pass on your details. Pity apart from Cait Sith he was one of the less useful characters in the game (that accursed limit break). All looks and no trousers see! Sorry I was always jealous of him...

Cutiebunny, I have no words for how wrong that machine looks. I don't care if it can mimic whoevers smooch it just looks plain wrong and should be burned.

Wow JWR that's an ingenious way round the problem and less farty then Icemans solution by the sounds of it.

So in short what your all saying is either date a real women who'll dress as cyborg/playboy centrefold/Anime girl or wait around or save up enough for a highend lovedoll and make it look like one. Thanks for the tips people, this is getting more achiveable by the minute!
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Post by theultimatebrucelee »

the problem with those life size dolls...can you uh...do them :D seriously if not what good are they??!! XD

I also have a goal since beginning of this year, to save up enough money for some facial plastic surgeries by the time I turn 22 to fix up my damaged face from facial nerve problems I had last year and look good again! still need at least 10k though-_-"
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Why not make a sticker on your outfit for anime-con with wrote on it "Hey Honey, forget anime and date with a true Cyborg, recruitment office here!" 8)
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theultimatebrucelee wrote:the problem with those life size dolls...can you uh...do them :D seriously if not what good are they??!! XD
The idea is to go all the way. XD I'd hate to have that cleaning job...

Good luck with the surgery goal. 8O I'll be a cliche and say that it's what's on the inside that counts so if anyone finds your appearance a problem, they're not worth your time. :P
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