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Cat stepped in your drink. What next?

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Hmmm... *stares at pint mug* Here's a question...

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So assume you've just mixed yourself the perfect screwdriver. Fresh-squeezed orange juice, three ounces of premium vodka, and it's sitting right next to your computer, ready to be imbibed.

All of a sudden, the family cat (who you know was just in the litter box maybe ten minutes before) leaps up onto your desk and lands gracelessly with one leg in your drink, all the way up to his fuzzy elbow.

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So hey, what do you think? Pour good alcohol and fruit squeezin's down the drain? Or assume that vodka kills any germs, pick out the cat hair, and just drink the damn thing?

And to think I mixed this sucker in order to relax...
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Give me an example of a sudden the family cat who you know was just in the litter box maybe ten minutes before leaps up onto your desk and lands gracelessly with one leg in your drink all the way up to his fuzzy elbow.
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Keep it !

You know how cats are always licking their paws ?
They do that because it's delicious ! Try it !
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What is the first step?
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well...i've shared my whiskey and coke with my cat a few times, so bottoms up?
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I don't know, I'd be iffy with the thought that the cat could
have just got done using the litter box :? If there was no chunks
of cat litter floating in it then I would drink still. As for the cat, it'd
have to lick all the mixed drink off its leg :o
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Govogeta wrote:As for the cat, it'd have to lick all the mixed drink off its leg :o
Seriously, I mean...what else can you use to stir your drink besides a cat's leg? NOTHING, that's what!
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Cloud wrote:What is the first step?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't believe you said that.
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Post by Majin_Vegeta_2028 »

id say have 2 more screwdrivers, makes eveything feel better :D
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Majin_Vegeta_2028 wrote:id say have 2 more screwdrivers,
Wel then at least 3...for the other legs :)
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Re: Hmmm... *stares at pint mug* Here's a question...

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evilminion wrote:So hey, what do you think? Pour good alcohol and fruit squeezin's down the drain? Or assume that vodka kills any germs, pick out the cat hair, and just drink the damn thing?
Hair of the Dog? Hmph! Hair of the cat is so much better! And if you encounter any crunchy bits, pretend they are salt crystals and you are drinking a margarita.
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Harumph.
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It's okay to love your pets, just don't love your pets.
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Really. okay to love your pets just do not love your pets is?
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Words of wisdon Cloud, words of wisdom.
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