OT: For Sale; One Zag in fair condition.

Zag · Post by **Zag** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:10 pm

Yes, It's that desperate. I'll be posting various places.

For a limited time, I am willing to do damn near anything for money.
Drawings, anigifs, roleplaying, writing, crappy translating, paint your fence, get your dry cleaing, lick your shoes clean.
If it will keep my kids in food and shelter (and diapers) I will do it.

I only draw the line at any form of sexal action, or anything involving my naked (and scary) body.

At this point, I'll even let the buyer set the pay scale. I'm selling myself cheap, I know but even $5 would help.

wELCOME cONSUMER · Post by **wELCOME cONSUMER** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:38 pm

I could really use your help remodeling our house. Care to do some
back breaking labor in 100+ degree heat? I'll provide the break time popsicles.

Seriously tho, good luck with your "rent-a-zag" enterprise! I'll be rooting for
you from the side lines.

Zag · Post by **Zag** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:48 pm

XD, thanks for the well wishes, and honestly, if you provided some form of transportation, I would be there.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:32 pm

Sorry, but I'm holding out for a Zag in Near Mint condition.

Zag · Post by **Zag** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:32 pm

Unless you have a time machine, that's damn near impossible. XD