No I was counting tomorrow. Right now you're only 13 years younger than me. I'm basking in it for a moment or two.
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters
klet wrote:
Hey, d'ya want me to try to round up some drunk sorority girls for you?
Delivery or pick-up?
I don't care how close you live or how skinny the girls are, it'd still be difficult to balance a couple of drunk girls in the back baskets on my bike. Pick-up only, please.
Oh...that won't work then. I'm no good at picking up girls.
It's easy just lift with your legs.........
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
Oh...that won't work then. I'm no good at picking up girls.
It's easy just lift with your legs.........
But he has arthritis in one of the knees. I've been working on losing weight, but I still can't get him to pick me up...
... never mind....
"The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality."
James A. Michener, The Drifters