Thanks! So far my coworkers gave me a hampsterdance hallmark card and 20 rials from the bank of yemen. XD We're going out to lunch.
More exciting, is my mom and sister chipped in and bought me a zojirushi neurofuzzy electronic rice cooker. I've wanted one for the last 7 years, and it's really a huge surprise.
Hector the Collector loved these things with all his soul,
Loved them more than shining diamonds, loved them more than glistenin' gold.
Hector called to all the people,"Come and share my treasure trunk!"
And all the silly sightless people came and looked...and called it junk.