Dumb, but made me smile. I know twin_angels_xx is a good seller who knows the difference between Dragon Ball and Detective Conan. And it's in the right category. It's just the title made me do a double take.
Hector the Collector loved these things with all his soul,
Loved them more than shining diamonds, loved them more than glistenin' gold.
Hector called to all the people,"Come and share my treasure trunk!"
And all the silly sightless people came and looked...and called it junk.