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Here is your joke of the day

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A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."


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Post by kittens »

....... /swt /swt /swt ......

kinda..... ah...... scarely....... 8O 8O

(I should watch out for one of my cats, b/c my hubby gets jeolous to him :P :P He might set fire :P :P I sleep with another male cat :P :P)
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Post by ljeffrey »

oooo, thats ... horrible!

but what a way to get revenge!
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Post by aernath »

HOT DOG!!!! :rollin
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