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Good Monologues?

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Anyone know of a place (online) where there are good monologues? I have to memorize a monologue that is about 1-2 minutes long and it is due this thursday and i dont even have one. Any help would be appreciated but dont take your own time to look for it. I wouldnt want anyone going crazy to look for one for me. But if any of u know of a place, it would be great. Thanks alot
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Why do you have to do it? What was the last one you saw?
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http://www.monologuearchive.com/

If you want something a bit more recent, here are a few rants by Dennis Miller.

http://www.valleyskeptic.com/dm_rants.html
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