silly joke

DevoVamp · Post by **DevoVamp** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:19 pm

This duck walkes into a corner store, and says to clerk: "Have you got any grapes?"
Clerk says "no" and the duck leaves.

Five minutes later the duck walks in again, and says to the clerk "Have you got any grapes?"
Again, the clerk says "no" and the duck leaves again.

Five minutes later the duck walks in yet again, and says to the clerk "Have you got any grapes?"
Yet again, the clerk says "no" and the duck leaves again.

Five minutes later the duck walks in yet again, and says to the clerk "Have you got any grapes?"
By this point, the clerk is annoyed, and says to the duck, "Look, I've already told you three times that we don't have any grapes! If you walk in here again and ask for grapes one more time I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor! Now get out!" So the duck leaves again.

Five minutes later the same duck walkes back in again, and the clerk gets tense, but the duck looks at him and says:
"Do you have any nails?"
Cautiously, the clerk says "No, we don't."

"Great!" says the duck, "have you got any grapes?"

OK, that was probably pretty obvious, but I like that one! It's cute!

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:15 pm

*Grooooooooaaaaaaan*

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:42 pm

LOL
The entire office enjoyed that one!

And yeah, the laughs all started at "Have you got any nails?"

kittens · Post by **kittens** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:17 am

It is pretty cute

Cosmic Skiv · Post by **Cosmic Skiv** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:50 am

LOL

Got another???

yoshito · Post by **yoshito** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:53 am

Bwuahahahahaha, love that one. Wasn't expecting the punchline, so it was funny.

Thanks for sharing,

- Yoshito

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:53 am

I can't say "yes" or "no".

DevoVamp · Post by **DevoVamp** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:22 am

I've got a few more groaners.... Hehe, I sometimes think that the ones that make people groan are waaay more fun to tell!!! LOL!!!!

Kathy says to her friend Sandra: "Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy a new outfit and it cheers me right up."
Sandra replies: "Really? Do you save a lot of money by doing your shopping down there?"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Grasshopper goes into a bar and the bartender says to him: "Do you know, we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Fred?"

What do you get the person who has everything?
Penicillin
(I saw that one on a billboard on the highway, and thought I'd go into the ditch laughing!)

Two guys are talking, and the first one says "I had it all, I had money, a great house, an amazing car, a beautiful woman and a great job. I was really livng the life of riley."
The second guy says "What happened?"
The first guy answers "Riley came home, that's what happened."

Skeleton walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him "what can I get you?"
Skeleton answers "A beer..... and a mop." (Yes, I got that one off of the tv!)

yoshito · Post by **yoshito** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:38 am

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Love this one.

I would also crash laughing at the Penicillin joke if I saw it on the highway.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:51 am

DevoVamp wrote:Grasshopper goes into a bar and the bartender says to him: "Do you know, we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Fred?"!

Brilliant !

zerospace · Post by **zerospace** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:53 am

yoshito wrote:I would also crash laughing at the Penicillin joke if I saw it on the highway.

Ditto!!

hyelakingsfan · Post by **hyelakingsfan** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:36 pm

lmaooo

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:53 pm

Penicillin!

I also like the one in the dumps!