Random Questions FAQ! (game)

Post by **JWR** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:44 pm

sailorsv13 wrote:
Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk? (I have never actually heard an answer for this one!)

~ Bri ~

Poe wrote on both

Q: Why are most artists & writers not appreciated till their dead?

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:44 pm

Would you like to have actually heard an answer for this one?

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:11 pm

JWR wrote: Q: Why are most artists & writers not appreciated till their dead?

A: That's when their works become limited editions.

Q: If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights,
what would happen?

Post by **JWR** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:58 pm

kymaera wrote:
Q: If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights,
what would happen?

You would not see any diference due to being at the same rate of speed so the headlight light would not be able to travel fast enough to get ahead of you.

Q: So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

EternityOfPain · Post by **EternityOfPain** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:34 am

JWR wrote:

Q: So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood he would be able to chuck such a substantial amount of wood that we simply do not have a type of measurement currently available to current measure the sheer mass and size of the wood.

Q: How would society be if we where able to read minds?

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:16 am

A: Most people would probably live in seclusion in fear of what others think and what others may find out that they think. I mean if you could read my mind right now, you'd find out that I hate you all for owning all the cels I want!! Grrrrr!!

Q: Why is it that when whenever you're waiting for a bus, one never comes...and when you're not, they always see them go by.

EternityOfPain · Post by **EternityOfPain** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:17 am

Ronin wrote:
Q: Why is it that when whenever you're waiting for a bus, one never comes...and when you're not, they always see them go by.

Deep question... Well truth be told the bus companies know percisely (to the second) when you are expecting a bus at any given time. Thus they gain joy from see/knowing that they ruined another persons life for the day. Its a pass time for them. Any time you want to beat them up and desire assistance i am readily avaiable to deliver some pain.

Q: Where do I purchase those much desired christmas money trees?

Yuri-chan · Post by **Yuri-chan** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:06 am

EternityOfPain wrote: Q: Where do I purchase those much desired christmas money trees?

At the Dollar Tree store, of course. ^.^ Just watch out, they're quite sensitive to too much watering.

How come the more you clean, the dirtier it gets?

~Yuri

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:06 am

I think there might be a few exception.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:56 am

Yuri-chan wrote: How come the more you clean, the dirtier it gets?

A: The law of conversation of dirt states that you cannot eradicate dirt, only
move it from one location to another.

Q: If a fish dies, do other fish say that it's "sleeping with the humans"?

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:53 am

kymaera wrote:Q: If a fish dies, do other fish say that it's "sleeping with the humans"?

No, they say "He's just resting his eyes."

Q: If she sells sea cels down by the seashore, would a background be green the world around?

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:53 am

kymaera wrote:
Yuri-chan wrote: How come the more you clean, the dirtier it gets?
Q: If a fish dies, do other fish say that it's "sleeping with the humans"?

Of course they do

"glub glub glub humans glub"

Why is there ALWAYS a guy with 12 to 15 items in the 10 items or less line?

wELCOME cONSUMER · Post by **wELCOME cONSUMER** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:15 am

Not Sir Phobos wrote:Why is there ALWAYS a guy with 12 to 15 items in the 10 items or less line?

Because he considers 3 cartons of milk 1 item!

Why is it that we get to the movie theatre 30 minutes before the movie starts so we can get the perfect seat but some jackass party of 4 comes in after the movie starts and has the NERVE to ask us to MOVE?! WHY DO THEY DO THAT?!?!?!

(Btw, we NEVER move when some loser asks us to. Senor and I saw the Prestige recently and the group of 4 had to sit on either side of us. It's a movie, they don't need to be whispering anyway.

)

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:17 am

wELCOME cONSUMER wrote: Why is it that we get to the movie theatre 30 minutes before the movie starts so we can get the perfect seat but some jackass party of 4 comes in after the movie starts and has the NERVE to ask us to MOVE?! WHY DO THEY DO THAT?!?!?!

A: It's all part of the worldwide conspiracy to make your life miserable.
Thanks for letting us know that we're doing a satisfactory job.

Q: Why is it that people will stand in a line for five to ten minutes and not
even start thinking about what they want to order until they reach the counter?

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:29 pm

Q: Why is it that people will stand in a line for five to ten minutes and not
even start thinking about what they want to order until they reach the counter?

A: They can't see the menu.

Q: How many cel collectors does it take to change a light bulb?