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EternityOfPain wrote: Q: Why is it we the human race wasn't created on a bigger planet such as jupiter (which could fit 1,000 earths in it!) ?
A: According to ancient texts, the human race did in fact originate on the
planet Jupiter. It was a lush paradise with over a quintillion humans living on
it until the planet became a gas giant overnight in a horrible cataclysm.
This event, known as the Night of a Quadrillion Burritos, caused the planet
to become unlivable and decimated the population. Luckily, the Jovians were
quite advanced technologically and transplanted a chunk of their civilization
to their space colony of Atlantis on the current planet Earth.

Q: Is the Moon made out of green cheese? If not, what is it made of?
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A: It's White cheese! Haven't you looked at it? :P

Q: Will Kymaera's head explode if he doesn't get to change his avatar soon?
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aernath wrote:A: It's White cheese! Haven't you looked at it? :P

Q: Will Kymaera's head explode if he doesn't get to change his avatar soon?
A: I dunno about his head. But SOMETHING's likely to explode. He is otherwise known in this household as the Alien Bean.

How do you suppose he knew about the Night of the Quadrillion Burritos, anyway? :)

Q: Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
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Baakay wrote: Q: Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
A: The Dali Rama, spiritual leader of the Sheepish faction of the O'Ma Dahnuld clan.
He also put the Baa in the Baakay.

Q: What is genuphobia?
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kymaera wrote:
Baakay wrote:

Q: What is genuphobia?
Fear of genuine people. Choose a carreer as a politician and you'll be fine :wink:

Where do babies come from?
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Not Sir Phobos wrote: Where do babies come from?
A: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. So, babies are from Pluto.

Q: If this guy is Not Sir Phobos, then who is?
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kymaera wrote:Q: If this guy is Not Sir Phobos, then who is?
A: The leader of that nefarious group, the Red Chaps Gang. Real name unknown, but may possibly be David. :D

.... and in a similar vein...

Q: What famous artwork is referenced in the opening of the Death Note anime?
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Baakay wrote: Q: What famous artwork is referenced in the opening of the Death Note anime?
A: It may not be immediately obvious, but the shot of the Shinigami
throwing bones is based upon the world-famous "Dogs Playing Poker"
paintings by C. M. Coolidge.

Q: What substance causes Superman pain and eventually death?
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kymaera wrote: Q: What substance causes Superman pain and eventually death?
Heroin

Q: Can I have a dollar?
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:Q: Can I have a dollar?
A: No. Your wife has asked us not to let you have any small objects. She's
had too many visits to the emergency room to have things removed that you
stuck up your nose or other orifices.

Q: What is glue made out of?
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kymaera wrote:
Kym-chan wrote: Q: What is glue made out of?
Glue, not unlike most living organisms are made from what they eat! You are what you eat!



Q: What does mas of Christ-mas stand for?
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MAS was a manufacturer of firearms in france durring WWII. Creator of the French Mas 56/45 which was the last bolt action rifle adopted by any modern country. Yes I have one and yes it is gorgeous.

Q: how do I install christmas lights without getting electrocuted? (I got electrocuted twice yesterday :hurt: )
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Not Sir Phobos wrote: Q: how do I install christmas lights without getting electrocuted? (I got electrocuted twice yesterday :hurt: )
A: Silly :bny You have to scan them and color correct them FIRST. (go back a few screens...weren't you the one who told us that??)

Q: Try # two, since Kymaera was WRONG :D

What famous artwork is referenced in the opening sequence of the Death Note anime? (yes, this is a real question)
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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But, dang, I don't have anything of Death Note. :(
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