You guys are lucky to get sunday delivery. Around where I live the only thing our delivery system would do is drive to my house just to let me know they won't give me my package untill tomorrow.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
Not Sir Phobos wrote:I was making a sarcastic comment about how lousy our mail service is here. Sorry to mislead you.
No problem. Once I had them leave me a notice card and I had caught them at the house across the street, asked for my package, but found out that it was at the office. So it was like them telling me "your package is here, but you won't get it until tommorrow" . Thankfully that particular postal guy doesn't work my route any longer