Tickle me Elmo

[JWR]

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptlyly at 8:00am.

The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman from the assembly line opens the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and that the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Elmo's all over the floor, and they are really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles.

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."

[aernath]

I made my husband come over here and read that one!
He gave it the highest praise: "Send me that one."

"Tickle me" now takes on a whole 'nother, Darker, meaning!

[Ashura]

Now that's a joke I wouldn't mind sending to my other friends

Great find JWR

[kymaera]

However, when aernath said "Send me that one", she was referring to one
of the Elmo's that the lady made

[Bevhippy]

here's a classic from Bert is Evil

http://www.spacecat.com/bert/bert006.htm

[Not Sir Phobos]

*Groan*

[aernath]

here's a classic from Bert is Evil

http://www.spacecat.com/bert/bert006.htm

Oh look! And he even drools!

However, when aernath said "Send me that one", she was referring to one of the Elmo's that the lady made:D

LOL
Actually, I wanted the one with the stick shift.