I read this and thought it was hilarious. What if you rewrote Harry Potter, replacing the word "wand" with, uh, something else?
http://bash.org/?111338
Harry's magic, um, wand
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Harry's magic, um, wand
Time is but an illusion. Lunch time...doubly so.
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Try it and see.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Ugh. Not really that much. What would you have said?
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
I always knew there was something behind the fact that so many middle aged people like the book, lol.-
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Funny
Suddenly it all makes sense----- that was a funny experiment--- I'm going to see what other movies or books can endure this test--- how about swords in lord of the rings!
And hey-- Harry Potter movie 3---- teenage boy playing under the sheets with his wand while hiding the fact from his relatives----- innuendo if I ever saw any!
Keep on keepin' on Dilandau.
