New Jersey is in the process of picking its state motto. They have asked that people not send in sarcastic mottos because they will not be considered. One of my faves was "New Jersey: You'll get used to the smell!" Since we just had a topic about state pride that was pretty serious, let's get silly. Come up with a state motto for your state that is sarcastic, funny, silly, whatever! I'll start...
"Nevada: Our hookers have a hit TV show!"
Sarcastic and silly state mottos
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Where is up with a state motto for your state that is sarcastic funny silly whatever ?
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New Hampshire; "The state that's right under Maine, right next to Vermont and right above Massachusettes... NO it is NOT Rhode Island!"
New Hampshire; "The state that has the Old Man in the... what, it fell? Whoah, they have NOTHING but rocks now"
Vermont; "We don't have smog pollution here... just cow gas"
Massachusettes; "Look out, I have a car!"
New Hampshire; "The state that has the Old Man in the... what, it fell? Whoah, they have NOTHING but rocks now"
Vermont; "We don't have smog pollution here... just cow gas"
Massachusettes; "Look out, I have a car!"
My cat Temperance I call her Tempe for short.
My cat Seeley is a Sailor Moon fan, too!
I didn't anticipate on having a black female cat and a white male cat or I would have named them Luna and Artemis... oh well.
oregon: i came, i saw, i conqured now go away beacuse your not an oregonian.
oregon: welecome to oregon where even the owl's get to vote.
oregon: welecome to oregon where even the owl's get to vote.
All great discoveries are made by mistake-the laws of murphy
Then the Dean repeated the mantra that has had such a marked effect on the progress of knowledge through the ages.
'Why don't we just mix up absolutely everything and see what happens?' he said.
And Ridcully responded with the traditional response. "It's got to be worth a try,' he said
Then the Dean repeated the mantra that has had such a marked effect on the progress of knowledge through the ages.
'Why don't we just mix up absolutely everything and see what happens?' he said.
And Ridcully responded with the traditional response. "It's got to be worth a try,' he said
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I only visited Florida : the state of infinite left blinker use.
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
