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What do you want out of life?

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I had this send to me by my cousin and could not resist posting it. This section doesn't see too many posts, so why not:


A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.
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LMAO! AMEN! XD :^^:
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:crackup
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LOL :D :D That is funny :D :D Thanks for sharing us :)
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8O I don't want to be the unfortunate one to hook up with that girl!

:D :^^: :D
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I think I'm falling asleep.
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do I bore you Cloud?
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Post by Cloud »

Do I bore you you? Not that I know of.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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good
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Thanks for the compliment.
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1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by KT »

Lol!

I'm so glad I can find stuff to amuse me at 5:53am in the morning when I can't go to sleep :P
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