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kymaera wrote:
Japoro wrote: Cloud for President?
Would be a step up from the current one. Better go ahead and get hitched,
Not Sir Phobos...don't want to miss your chance at being first lady
Hold on a sec I need to check something *grab* *yank* Ummmmm.....
I'm a guy.
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Not Sir Phobos wrote: I'm a guy.
Sorry, but you are incorrect.

1) You are a fine, upstanding member of this community and would never
knowingly lie to us.
2) You bill yourself as "Not Sir Phobos". Now, obviously you mean this
to be read as you are " Not Sir...Phobos", meaning that you are not a sir.
(Otherwise, you would've made it "Sir Not Phobos" meaning that you are
a sir, but not Phobos)
3) Sir's are male. So, if you're not a sir, you must not be a male.
4) Therefore, since you are not a male, you are most likely a female
(unless you're a hermaphrodite or neutered, both of which are unlikely).

See? Pure, simple logic.

Don't feel bad, though. It took aernath 36 years to figure out that she
was a female, so you're ahead of her.
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In_Gabriel_We_Trust wrote:
vampyreshoujo wrote:
In_Gabriel_We_Trust wrote:"Blue monkeys love Wheel of Fortune."

There you go. Not quite Cloud but maybe if I get more training.
See... that's what I was afraid of... You mention the fact you own a dress just once and suddenly everyone starts thinking the worst. :wink:
Hey! I didn't see you in a dress in any of those pictures....

8O
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Do you wear glasses?
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Cloud wrote:Do you wear glasses?
Cloud, you are one smart cookie. As a matter of fact, the anti-glare stuff is wearing off mine, I need bifocals, and it's entirely possible that I just missed Gabe in his frilly pink frock somewhere along the line.

Thanks for keeping me honest!
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Oh don't mention it.
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My manliness has been called into question. Need I post a certain pic to proove?
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:My manliness has been called into question. Need I post a certain pic to proove?
I realize this is a bit of a shock to you as you've been lied to all your life,
but please get a grip! Accept it and let it go. You can still lead a meaningful
life. In fact, it will probably be a cleaner one now that you know that you
do indeed need to pee sitting down and it just wasn't chronically poor aim
that caused you to miss all the time before.
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:Hold on a sec I need to check something *grab* *yank* Ummmmm.....
I'm a guy.
Glad you didn't ask me to prove that I'm a girl....

We could have just asked Daughter the First though. Last night as I tucked her in (she was still giggling about me giggling about Cloud) she said "enough about me, let's talk about your chest."


Yes... the evil librarian corrupts her children. :dlook Quick! Call the Filtering Squad! :run

And no... Kymaera has no proof of it either! Muahahahaha
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:My manliness has been called into question. Need I post a certain pic to proove?
8O Aaaack! Nooooo!!! Please, NOOOOOO!! Chests, peeing, yanking... it's all getting a bit too graphic for me around here!!
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shellie wrote:
Not Sir Phobos wrote:My manliness has been called into question. Need I post a certain pic to proove?
8O Aaaack! Nooooo!!! Please, NOOOOOO!! Chests, peeing, yanking... it's all getting a bit too graphic for me around here!!

Hmmmm. If we compile it all and come up with a nice cover for it, could we market it as the first Anime Beta Graphic Novel?
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Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
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Baakay wrote:Hmmmm. If we compile it all and come up with a nice cover for it, could we market it as the first Anime Beta Graphic Novel?
Hmm not sure if a graphic novel could contain all that is Beta. I was more thinking along the lines of a Soap Opera, "The Days of our Beta." In this thread alone we have defined some peoples roles and general plot twists

Basic character outlines from this thread:

Aernath and Not Sir Phobes have discovered and reaffirmed their sex, after decades of not knowing for sure. :shrug How they could not know for sure is best left to scholars and people with slightly twisted mind.

Cloud plays the lovable village idiot, who is really a may be a genius. He quotes the presidents, speaks german, and contemplates the depth of his algorithms :cucu

Kymaera plays the antagonists :evilblk , who uses his logic and wit to break down people arguments, and drive them to the edge. The type of character who most expect to be bumped off some time later on. :P

Shellie, innocent bystander who was just just minding her own business, when she was exposed to some unsightly mental images, never to be the same again. :OMG

Baakay, evil librarian by day, mother by night. The stable aspect, or so she tries to play, but hides something... :dlook

Japoro some random character that walks in every few episodes or so, and either get amnesia, or bumped off for no reason, only to return a few episodes later, somehow unscathed, only to have it happen again. :nya:



Seems to have more possibility as a day time drama, than a Graphic Novel to me. :)
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That reminds me of something you told me before.
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Cloud wrote:That reminds me of something you told me before.
And the village idiot speaketh.

Gee, if this were a Shakespeare knock-off Cloud would either have to be Bottom from Midsummer Night's Dream (I hope I remembered the right one) or the Porter from MacBeth.

Or maybe he's really the Greek chorus...


Japoro, that was brilliant. Especially funny to someone whose primary occupation 20 years ago was watching 'Days of Our Lives.' :-)
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