You're pretty good, keeping that "children fro that union" bit going. Nice work, Cloud.Cloud wrote:I get it. thinking about any children from that union may have a mallet but I have a sword.
Too much Beta!!!
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Thank you for your kindness.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
Action figures!Japoro wrote: Now to look at the merchandise possibilities.
Kenshin-cosplaying Baakay with the "slice-her-own-foot-off" samurai action
Plushies!
Talking cloud plushies with a 100 year battery life so that you can't stop him
talking once you get him started
Dolls!
In_Gabriel_We_Trust and Cloud dollies with matching party dresses
Books!
Aernath's best-seller: Discovering your sexuality
Toiletries!
Wrong Guard: Uende's brand of deodorant
Food!
Not Sir Phobos foot long hot dogs No wait. We'd get too many returns
on them as we find out they're really fish tacos.
Spin-off sitcoms:
Japoro gets his own spin-off sitcom: "Leave it to Japoro"
Billed as the worst show since Jerry Springer, it stills manage to run
twenty years due to its high ratings.
Shellie and lynxa don't manage to get any merchandising, but they do
get a share of the profits from the other stuff to pay for the
psychological damage they've suffered so far.
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OK What should I have said?
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
ALRIGHT!!!kymaera wrote:Shellie and lynxa don't manage to get any merchandising, but they do
get a share of the profits from the other stuff to pay for the
psychological damage they've suffered so far.
And I didn't even have to hire Johnny Cochran to get my share for my "Pain and Suffering" compensation!! 
Yeeehaaaa! OH YA. I forgot I'm in severe pain and suffering... 
ohhhhh owwwww. The anguish. The mental pictures... horrible images... can't recover... (well, maybe some $$$ will help in my recovery! 
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You're in pain?!! He has me hacking off my own limbs!shellie wrote:[ OH YA. I forgot I'm in severe pain and suffering...
Now, granted that I have been known to fall down and break myself on occasion, I have NEVER wielded a sharp implement near my limbs since the time in college when I sliced a good chunk 'o meat off one finger.
Yes, but you know that eventually you will be near a katana of some sortBaakay wrote: Now, granted that I have been known to fall down and break myself on occasion, I have NEVER wielded a sharp implement near my limbs since the time in college when I sliced a good chunk 'o meat off one finger.
and your obsessive compulsive Kenshin fetish will start to kick in. Then,
a Kenshin cosplayer will pass by at that moment and you'll snap. Next thing
you know, you and/or others will be seriously injured.
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LMAO!!!!!!! Poor Not Sir Phobos, he's never living this down!kymaera wrote:
Books!
Aernath's best-seller: Discovering your sexuality
Food!
Not Sir Phobos foot long hot dogs No wait. We'd get too many returns
on them as we find out they're really fish tacos.
Oh....wait....I have psychological damage..... ow ow ow owowowowowowow!
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They've tried for years, dear. You see the results before you.kymaera wrote:Yes, we would've included Baakay on the "needs professional help" list,Lynxa wrote: Oh....wait....I have psychological damage..... ow ow ow owowowowowowow!
but sadly, they're psychiatrists and not miracle workers. No use throwing
money away.
Suppose I could have done worse than JerryKymaera wrote:Spin-off sitcoms:
Japoro gets his own spin-off sitcom: "Leave it to Japoro"
Billed as the worst show since Jerry Springer, it stills manage to run
twenty years due to its high ratings.
Suppose my first topic could be cosplay gone wrong, and have Man-Fay and cloud compare outfit ideas, as the first round of guests. 
JA..POR..O, JA..POR..O Next round would have to be "Ask Kymaera" where all answers come from. And we learn how he is probably skimming 15% off the top of all merchandise sales for himself
And in next weeks show, we bring out Lynxa and Shellie in a "Trama Cage Match" Where two people in distress enter, only one may, or may not come out. Refereed by the sword wielding Baakay.
I have so made a train wreck out of this thread in these past few pages. with my antagonist side kick Kymaera
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There can be only one.....maybe......Baakay wrote:Heh heh heh...Japoro wrote:And in next weeks show, we bring out Lynxa and Shellie in a "Trama Cage Match" Where two people in distress enter, only one may, or may not come out. Refereed by the sword wielding Baakay.
and I take their cels in the quickening. Muahahahahahaha....
Besides, everyone knows I'm going to win! I'm WAY more traumatized than Shellie!!!
Lynxa wrote: Besides, everyone knows I'm going to win! I'm WAY more traumatized than Shellie!!!
THE PAAAIIINNN!! OHHHHHHH! THE EXCRUSIATING PAIIN!!! *sneaks around back to check out the cel collections soon to be left unguarded when Baakay and Lynxa meet their ultimate demise! Which they will, ohhh yes they will precious, since I've been practicing my own sword techniques with my 7-year-old's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle katanas!!
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