He forces himself to open his eyes, and the 1st thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when He sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--I LOVE YOU!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning paper. Jack's son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son ...What happened last night?"
"Well you came home after 3 AM , drunk and out of your mind. You tripped over and broke a chair, puked in the hallway , and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So. why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast waiting for me?"
His son replied, "Oh That!. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your pants off, you screamed, "Leave Me Alone, Lady, I'm Married!"
Broken chair --- $185.26
Hot breakfast--- $4.20
Red Rose---- $3.00
2 Aspirins---- $0.38
Saying the right thing at the right time------------------PRICELESS
Funny, not realistic, but very funny....
