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aernath wrote:
....I'm so in lust with Ichigo... X| It's just a story It's just a story It's just a story...

Oh wait, I'm staring again...

Darn, there should be a word for this too! Come on guys, help me out here... "lanime - anime lust" ?
um... oh here we go: pervicious - stubbornly hanging on to inappropriate thoughts about anime characters! HA! How 'bout that? Does it work?
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Bananosecond : the time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement.
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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lol, those are hillarious!! XD
In_Gabriel_We_Trust wrote:Bananosecond : the time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement.
:hitting: I use up too many bananoseconds. /sob
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sillimeter: the unit of measurement used to determine how funny In_Gabriel_We_Trust's jokes are
I'd give the last one a 9. :D
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All of them?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Not all of them. Just that one.
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I admit to having thougt about his one so it may not be as funny as the previous ones. I'll wait for the groan.

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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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wha? no groans even? :D


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Déjà Moo : the strange feeling you've heard the same bullshit before.
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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Oddly enough, I learned a few new words for 2005 myself recently. Here they are:

NEW WORDS FOR 2005:

1. BLAMESTORMING:
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

2. SEAGULL MANAGER:
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything, and
then leaves.

3 ASSMOSIS:
The process by which some people seem to absorb
success and advancement
by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

4. SALMON DAY:
The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get
screwed and die in the end

5. CUBE FARM:
An office filled with cubicles.

6. PRAIRIE DOGGING:
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
Cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's
going on.

7. MOUSE POTATO:
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato.

8. SITCOMs:
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
What yuppies turn into
when they have children and one of them stops
working to stay home with
the kids.

9. STRESS PUPPY:
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out
and whiny.

10. SWIPEOUT:
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
because the
magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

11. XEROX SUBSIDY:
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's
workplace.

12 IRRITAINMENT:
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying
but you find
yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and
Ben wedding (or not)
was a prime example.

13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it
to work again.

14. ADMINISPHERE:
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just
above the rank and file.
Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they
were designed to solve.

15. 404:
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web
error message "404 Not
Found," meaning that the requested document could
not be located. (For
those in Toronto, it's also Hwy 404... destination
can not be located.)

16. CROP DUSTING:
Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube
Farm.

17. OHNOSECOND:
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize
that you've just
made a BIG mistake.

18. WOOFS:
Well-Off Older Folks


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magician wrote:
2. SEAGULL MANAGER:
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything,
LMAO!!
:hitting:
That one and the Deja Moo one got me choking on my
glass of water!!

You guys tickle me to no end! :crackup
All these new words are too puny! :rollin :rollin

Heres a few office related ones I found from a site! :D

Dilberted - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss, as is Dilbert, the comic strip character. “Damn, I’ve been dilberted again! The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week.”

Dorito Syndrome - The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content. “I just spent six hours surfing the Web, and now I’ve got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome.”

EDIT: Whoops! Looks like Alec alreayd mentioned mouse potato! :^^:
Mouse Potato - The online generation’s answer to the couch potato.

I think anyone that has more than 300 posts to their name qualifies as a mouse potato
*ahem*
..

^_O

...
.

*Looks at all the Betarians who have achieved Cave Dweller + rankings...
te-hehe! :crackup :hitting: *
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Ambimousetrous: (adj)
Having the ability to use the mouse equally well with either hand.
"My hand injury has not significantly cut down my posting rate because I am
ambimousetrous."

Mallmanac: (n)
The maps posted inside a mall.
"No matter how frequently I checked, the mallmanac never listed any anime
stores."

Hereoglyph: (n)
The marker on the map indicating "You are here".
"Not Sir Phobos was mystified that the hereoglyph on the mallmanac was
always correct."

Dictater: (n)
What Mr. Potatohead would be if he took over the world.
"He longed to become a dictater and make the world tremble in fear, but
his dream with a slicer and a deep fat frier."
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Where did Potatohead would be if he take over the world?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Ichigogetter?

...still working on that one...
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