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Not Sir Phobos wrote:Now I feel sad, I gave the troll to Baakay.
Dangit!! He must have run away! :run

And I would have taken the weight loss, too. *sigh*
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"
The number doesn't appear to be correct. I was looking to lose 10-20 lbs.
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Baakay wrote: And I would have taken the weight loss, too. *sigh*
The German weightlifter probably isn't too fast, so you wouldn't burn much
energy chasing him down.
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What is *sigh*[quote]

The German weightlifter probably?
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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I'd be willing to lose 5-10 pounds. (starts stretching) :D
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Ashura wrote: What do you have in mind :dsmoke
Nothin much.

A little wink, wink.
Nudge, nudge. :wink:
Marie & Mr Troll are joining us as well right :wink:
aernath wrote:Get a room you two! :rollin

...and don't forget your troll!!! :crackup :rollin
I'd never forget Mr Troll, we have a special bond :flasher:
Baakay wrote: Dangit!! He must have run away! :run

And I would have taken the weight loss, too. *sigh*
Yeah.....uh.....rightttttt......that's what I use him for as well :emb


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Ashura wrote: Marie & Mr Troll are joining us as well right :wink:
Yup, somebody has to be the responsible one. 8)
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Ashura wrote: Marie & Mr Troll are joining us as well right :wink:
Yup, somebody has to be the responsible one. 8)
You mean we're not responsible Image ????

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Ashura wrote:
Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Ashura wrote: Marie & Mr Troll are joining us as well right :wink:
Yup, somebody has to be the responsible one. 8)
You mean we're not responsible Image ????

Whatever gave you that idea Image


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Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Can you rephrase the question please?
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
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You two clowns are too funny. (yeah, I am talking about ashura and nsp!) :wink:

I can go for a few pounds off..... :D
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Next question? Yes, ashura nd nsp is the topic.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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