I heard this over the radio and had to grin, so here it is!
Three men were talking about their new wives and what they could get their wives to do.
The first one said "I married a Polish chick, and after the honey moon I told her that I expect to have a spotless house everyday! On the first day a few things wer picked up, the second day some vacuuming had been done but on the third day, I had a spotless house!"
The second man nodded and said. "I married a scottish girl. After the honey moon I told her that I expected a spotless house and supper ready every day. The first day some cleaning had been done. The second day some cooking had been done, but by the third I had a spotless house and dinner ready for me!"
The third man shook his head. "I married a Canadian chick. I told her that I expected her to keep a spotless house, have dinner ready for me and have the lawn mowed! On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day I saw nothing, but on the the third day, I regained enough sight in my left eye to Clean the house, mow the lawn and cook my wife dinner."
I though it was cute, and all the country's can be changed to suit you guys, since I know most are amrican! I couldn't remember the original country's used on the joke, so I just used the first to come to my mind.
New wives
New wives
Today's Quote - "When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh-oh' it is already too late." ~ from an funny e-mail of a poor mother with two boys.
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Are Froot Loops okay? And we're eating them on the couch in front of the TV with a coupla beers watching G4's Video Game Vixens beauty contest:
http://www.g4tv.com/videogamevixens/index.html
crap... that's today at 5:30pm and it's the "biggest bounce" episode! Now how the heck do they expect me to get home to watch that? I guess I'll catch it again when they replay the episodes.
http://www.g4tv.com/videogamevixens/index.html
crap... that's today at 5:30pm and it's the "biggest bounce" episode! Now how the heck do they expect me to get home to watch that? I guess I'll catch it again when they replay the episodes.
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Thank you for your kindness.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)