Redneck Computer Glossary
"Hard Drive" -- Trying to climb a steep , muddy hill with 3 flat tires while pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" -- Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" -- Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy"-- When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem"-- How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM"-- Delicious when you mix it with Coca-cola.
"Byte"-- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot"-- What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network"-- Activity meant to provide bait for your Trout line.
"LAN"-- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me your truck."
"Cursor"-- What some guys do when they are mad at their wife/and or girlfriend.
"bit"-- A wager as in, " I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways."
"digitial control"-- What your fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet"-- What you do to a suitcase or Wal-mart bag before a trip.
"Mouse"-- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
Redneck Computer Glossary
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Those were great! Reminds me of a few of my friends! 
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