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Ashura
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Gross but funny

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A big bowl of chili...

A young cowboy sauntered into a seedy café in a small town in West Texas.

He sat at the counter and noticed an old crusty cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked, "if you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The old cow poke slowly turned his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner stated, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reached over and slid the bowl over and started spooning it in with delight. He got nearly
down to the bottom and noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili bowl.

The sight was shocking, and he immediately puked up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly said, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too".
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Post by aernath »

Yep.
Gross.
But I'm laughing!
What the ... is wrong with me???!!! :rollin
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Are you surprised?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Um... you're right... I shouldn't be surprised... X|
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For moral reasons?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by ljeffrey »

eewwww that's nasty! funny but nasty!!
Today's Quote - "When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh-oh' it is already too late." ~ from an funny e-mail of a poor mother with two boys.
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

So why didn't he finish the chili?
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