"The Headache"

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:56 am

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the
first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important
part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a
new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size
44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years! "the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit.. it fit
perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then
said, Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves
>and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years.Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,
"How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said,"Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Pomidor · Post by **Pomidor** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:06 am

LOL LOL

very good ^_^

SmacznyPomidor

dbzmomma · Post by **dbzmomma** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:10 am

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Ouch.

yoshito · Post by **yoshito** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:37 am

hahahaha, good one. Also clean too, well somewhat.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:37 am

Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:17 pm

Cloud wrote:Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

Yeah, actually!

Clean? What was clean? The underwear?

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:30 pm

ooooooooh, that sucks.

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:17 pm

There's something amazingly painful about seeing this joke appear right underneath the "He Chopped It!" thread!!

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:20 pm

Baakay wrote:There's something amazingly painful about seeing this joke appear right underneath the "He Chopped It!" thread!!

Oh my, now THAT is FUNNY!!!

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:46 am

I've heard that one before and it still made me laugh.

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:39 am

Not Sir Phobos wrote:I've heard that one before and it still made me laugh.

What can I say.....I like finding the funny stuff

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:56 am

Ashura wrote:What can I say.....I like finding the funny stuff

A lot of times people will say things that I can take out of reference and make a joke out of it. However I am instilled with a sense of honor for the kill.

This one would be like shooting fish in a barrel, hence I leave this quote to someone else.

lol

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:52 pm

SHOOT! SHOOT!......