how to excuse yourself

indy · Post by **indy** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:32 am

During class, a teacher trying to teach

good manners, asks the students:

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper

with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to

the bathroom?"

"Just a minute, I have to go pee."

"That would be rude and impolite! ! !

What about you Peter, how would

you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the

bathroom, I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice

to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

And you Little David are you able to use your

intelligence for once and show us your

good manners?"

"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be

excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of

mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted!!!!

Hakiri · Post by **Hakiri** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:55 am

LMAO XD What are they teaching kids these days? :hitting:

Lynxa · Post by **Lynxa** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:05 am

That was a good one!

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:23 am

Nice, very nice

zerospace · Post by **zerospace** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:36 am

That was great... LMAO!!

Pomidor · Post by **Pomidor** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:40 pm

LOL

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Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:26 pm

Excellent!!