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The Pharmacist

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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some

cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The

pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't

give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll

lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!

Absolutely not, I will not sell you any cyanide!"







The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband

in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture

and replied, "Well, now, You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Post by Cloud »

Thanks for explaining against the law.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

I'm printing that one. :D
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Post by In_Gabriel_We_Trust »

I think I heard it the other way around. :D





Man walks into a pharmacy and asks : Do you have something against hiccups ?

The pharmacist smacks him in the face.

"What was that for ?" the man asks.

"See" says the pharmacist, "No more hiccups."

"It's not for me you moron, it's for the wife."
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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Do you think I should know that?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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