1: I'm feeling a bit ______ today. neurotic
2: Marinara or Alfredo? alfredo
3: Do you like seafood? oh man, now I'm hungry!
4: Do you have all of your fingers and toes? indeed
5: What do the last 4 digits of your phone number spell? you could spell "tip" There's a "1," poor little guy has no letters
6: Can you hang a spoon on your nose? nope
7: If I say "on sale" the first thing that pops into your head is?
cels!! (lol not even going to bother changing this one)
8: What's your favorite recent electronic "gotta have" device?
lol a mobile POS machine
9: Have you ever been in a tornado?
nope Had a friend who's mom was in one when she was pregnant with him, we called him "airhead," naturally
10: Would you shave your head for $10,000?
feck no! 4-years of my life growin this shite!
11: If you wear a watch, which wrist do you wear it on? Left or right?
left
12: Have you ever had a job that required you to ask: "Want fries with that?"
no
13: Does it bug you that you have to answer a question with the number 13?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR You did that just to piss me off, didn't ya?

14: Do you believe that aliens have visited the earth?
depends on how stoned I am
15: What's the capital of North Dakota?
Bismark?
16: Everyone should do _______ before they die.
have lotsa sex with a man that looks a great deal like Ichigo!!!!!! *ahem* Um. . . ANYHOOOO> . .
17: Do you bring a lunch or go out for lunch most days?
uh. . . n/a?
18: Do you know what happens when you press "Alt + F4" at the same time?
er. . . no. . . but I can take a guess. (soda. . . you turd)
19: Ever been bitten by a dog?
my parent's had a dog when I was younger that used to bite me everynight before I went to bed
20: Ever made a hole in one playing golf?
ewwwwww. . . . golf
21: Do you have a favorite beach?
any beach in cape cod will suffice
22: What's your current favorite thing to say?
I like to randomly burst-into singing the Speed Racer theme. Drives my kids nuts.
23: Can you speak more than one language?
very little french
24: _______ type of people drive _______ type of car.
you know, it's 4:00 a.m. . . I've got nothin'
25: Yelled at someone recently?
I'm ALWAYS yelling at someone
26: Most annoying commerical you've seen recently?
commercials for "natural male inhancement" GRRRRR I REALLY don't want to have to explain that to my kids!
27: What's on your keychain besides keys?
a bottle opener, inuyasha and kyo
28: If you could make a reality show, what would it be about?
I dunno. I suspect, if it were about my life, it look alot like the Osborne's. . . with all the dogs shitting everywhere. I swear to ya. . . grrrrrrr Anyone want a Chihuahua?
29: How many steps does it take you to connect Kevin Bacon to Cher?
again. . .4:00 a.m.
30: ________ are for freaks.
plaid pants. . . . and bicycle shorts
