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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table when a very attractive and buxom blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said: " I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she proceeded to remove all of her clothes , then picked up the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She then hugged each dealer and then picked up her winnings and her clothes then departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked: "So what did she roll?"
"I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" said the other.

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb :evil2
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Post by Ashura »

I remembered that joke. I was actually in Vegas when I heard it :D

Thanks for the memory refresher JWR! :)
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:dlook
That's cute! :D
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Post by Not Sir Phobos »

Oh I get it!

The dealers were covering their eyes to protect the ladie's honor and didn't see the roll!

ROFL :rollin
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Yeah that's right. Do you think about these things?
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Post by Lynxa »

LMAO, I'm going to remember that one!
Not Sir Phobos wrote:Oh I get it!

The dealers were covering their eyes to protect the ladie's honor and didn't see the roll!

ROFL :rollin
YOU ARE SUCH A GOOBER :P
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Post by In_Gabriel_We_Trust »

I'll admit I wouldn't have seen it either.
Poor transparent me. :^^:
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Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
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"Miss, you got doubles. You'll have to roll again!" :D
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