3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by Peter and his obedient. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question.
"Which is ...?", they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl. "Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married."
"Very good", said Peter. "give this girl... the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl. "Oh,quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married." "Very good", said Peter. "give this girl... the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl. "Oh no, not at all", she said. "I practically had sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime". "Very good", said Peter. " give this girl.......my room key."
St Peter and the three Girls
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Re: St Peter and the three Girls
Krafty wrote: "Very good", said Peter. " give this girl.......my room key."
Nice.....
