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Hufu: The Human Flesh Alternative

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No, I'm freaking serious. When I saw it on the Daily Show, I thought it was a joke, but people have actually made a soy product textured and flavored like actual human flesh.

http://www.eathufu.com/

This summer they hope to come out with "Hufu's Healthy Hearts" and "Dr. Lector's Liver" products.

And I can't freaking stop laughing :rollin :rollin :rollin They really do sell it on the website, and it's pretty freaking expensive! I find myself morbidly wondering what it tastes like....
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Post by wELCOME cONSUMER »

Hilarious! I totally want some of that now. Hope it comes in Soylent Green.
Much better than Soylent Yellow. Mmmmm....
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"for cannibals who want to quit" ?

ROFL!!! That's just great. :D
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eww eww eww! Oh, and did I mention EEEWWWWWW!!!
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Yeah that's right. I think you did mention EEEWWWWWW before.
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:rollin

Thank you for telling me, Cloud darling!
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I think I need a deeper algorithm.
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Cloud wrote:I think I need a deeper algorithm.
Indeed you do, Cloud.

You know what makes this HuFu stuff so horribly wrong? How on earth did its creators determine exactly what human flesh tastes like? Somebody obviously had to have an idea. Ew.
Shouldn't the police be looking into this or something?
And then there's the whole question of who exactly these people are marketing their product to. Ew. Again.
I think Klet's probably right... it's intended to help cannibals quit.
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Hopefully I can have thyis stuff overnighted to my house. Won't the trick-or-treaters be surprised!!!
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How on earth did its creators determine exactly what human flesh tastes like?
MMMmmm, Tastes like chicken!

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Post by klet »

Read the FAQ guys. It's funny. Plus, it does answer some of your questions . . . and really leads me to believe that this is not a gross product, but rather inventive marketing on their part. :D
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"CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER SIR"
YEA,I'll have a order of freerange Girl with a side of kid to go,And I don't want the man fingers on the side,Hold the ear sauce.





Moved from WC's forum page to here but it fits here to.
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Ear sauce... I think that's almost grosser than human flesh eating in general.

Hooray for the answer to the Zombie Menace!
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Thats not as bad as the " Mac brain with toe jam special sauce sandwich"! :OMG
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You can stop anytime now Roy. Yeeech.
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