A man walks into a bar.
He sees a good looking , smartly dresssed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, " Hi there good looking , how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, " Listen, I'll screw you and anybody, anytime , your place , my place , It doesn't matter , I even would do it right here at the bar in front of everyone!"
He says, " No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
A man walks into a bar...
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A man walks into a bar...
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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