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A old redneck in Georgia picks up the phone and calls his local sheriff's office.
"Hello, Is this the Sheriff's office?"

"Yes it is," replied the deputy.

"I'm calling about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for you call, Sir" said the deputy.

The next day the Sheriff and 10 deputies showed up at Virgil Smith's house and proceded to search the shed where Virgil kept his firewood. Using axes, they burst open every piece of wood in the shed, but not finding any marijuana they sneered at Virgil then left.

Later the phone rings at Virgil's house and he answers the phone.

"Hey Virgil, this is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah he did"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

Who says rednecks aren't real bright?
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Thanks JWR, I just sent this to my friend's dad who loves redneck jokes. :)
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I am so glad you find this amusing, MR Mrs Smith
Snatch Fight Club
The Ring
O Brother Where Art Thou did I spell that right.
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This is definitely what you call "working within the system". :hitting:
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Cloud wrote:I am so glad you find this amusing, MR Mrs Smith
Snatch Fight Club
The Ring
O Brother Where Art Thou did I spell that right.
Okay. That's just freaky. Who's programming movie titles into Cloud's RAM?
And yes, Cloud, you did spell that right. But you need commas between the words... work on your punctuation little 'bot.
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I do not recognize the name. My favorite language is Java.
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Cloud wrote:I do not recognize the name. My favorite language is Java.
Cloud, even Java uses punctuation, doesn't it?
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4_degree wrote:
Cloud wrote:I am so glad you find this amusing, MR Mrs Smith
Snatch Fight Club
The Ring
O Brother Where Art Thou did I spell that right.
Okay. That's just freaky. Who's programming movie titles into Cloud's RAM?
We are. 8O He's just repeating something that someone told him once in chat. But it is kind of creepy. X|

Hee, hee, funny stuff, JWR.
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Cute joke, Joe, I liked it.
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lol, thats pretty funny.
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I am glad you find this funny. I am so delighted that you are amused, hyelakingsfan.
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Sharap u
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Heeheehee That is funny :D :D
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:-) :-) Are they exactly the same?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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