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Are you buying that for you?
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JWR wrote:
klet wrote:
kymaera wrote:"Glass sex toys are the perfect gift for any occasion."
So . . . are you telling us what you want for Christmas? 'Cuz I'll tell you one thing, buddy-boy--I ain't buying that for you. :P
Sounds more like he already has quite a collection, unlike his figure collection he just has not provided the link yet.
:rollin I guess so :flasher:

kymaera is a secret perv chan :P
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Who is buying that for you?
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Cloud wrote:Are you buying that for you?
No , they are only sold in Arizona , silly bot
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kymaera wrote:"Glass sex toys are the perfect gift for any occasion."
Read the warning lable on those toys, it actually states "If broken do not use and throw away" Can you imagine the lawsuit that prompted THAT warning! X| :hurt: :l
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
kymaera wrote:"Glass sex toys are the perfect gift for any occasion."
Read the warning lable on those toys, it actually states "If broken do not use and throw away" Can you imagine the lawsuit that prompted THAT warning! X| :hurt: :l
So thats how you amassed your large cel collection :dgrin
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JWR wrote:
Not Sir Phobos wrote:
kymaera wrote:"Glass sex toys are the perfect gift for any occasion."
Read the warning lable on those toys, it actually states "If broken do not use and throw away" Can you imagine the lawsuit that prompted THAT warning! X| :hurt: :l
So thats how you amassed your large cel collection :dgrin
Nothing but rumors :P
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kittens wrote: kymaera is a secret perv chan :P
Nothing *secret* about it.

Which I discovered much to my embarrassment and my husband's delight when we started going through the titles on the -- what, 400? -- CDs of anime that came from his "already watched" pile to us this fall.

About every other title, I'm going "Gee, I never heard of that one before..." (And there's a REASON, dope! Look on Anime Encyclopedia! it says "explicit"!) :D :D :D

But the glass toys? *ponder* naaah, I don't believe there's room in his house for such a thing.
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Did I do something on here to deserve coal?
Nope... you were a son-in-law :D My Spouzal Unit can attest to this as an incontrovertable Fact of Life: Son-in-laws can do nothing correctly :D

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Baakay wrote: But the glass toys? *ponder* naaah, I don't believe there's room in his house for such a thing.
He can make some space ;) :dsmoke
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Anyone who has seen my library and the pile of boxes I have in it now knows
that's a lie, kittens.

Oh..and no, I don't have any of those, much less a collection, but...

I have it on good authority that Perv-chan has been shipping out packages
of "presents" that she has been labeling as "glass ornaments". I think we
all can read between the lines.
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kymaera wrote: I have it on good authority that Perv-chan has been shipping out packages
of "presents" that she has been labeling as "glass ornaments". I think we
all can read between the lines.
Now I am curious what they are :dwink
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kittens wrote:
kymaera wrote: I have it on good authority that Perv-chan has been shipping out packages
of "presents" that she has been labeling as "glass ornaments". I think we
all can read between the lines.
Now I am curious what they are :dwink
kymaera wrote:Glass sex toys




Kittens, I haven't made you one yet. Yours will probably be a Valentine. :? I hit the Bah Humbug wall sooner than expected.
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When was this exactly?
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klet wrote:
kymaera wrote:"Glass sex toys are the perfect gift for any occasion."
So . . . are you telling us what you want for Christmas? 'Cuz I'll tell you one thing, buddy-boy--I ain't buying that for you. :P
That's because Klet's keeping it for herself.
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