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Cats are master of Physics...... ;)

http://www.joke-archives.com/cats/catphysics.html
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HAHAHAHAHA~~~


escape velocity!! yes!! :hitting:
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Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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:crackup !!! I must share this!!! :crackup !!!
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Law of Cat Sleeping:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
That one tickled me since my cats will make me twist my limbs in ways I never knew possible just to fit around them as they take over my bed.
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Nene wrote:
Law of Cat Sleeping:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
That one tickled me since my cats will make me twist my limbs in ways I never knew possible just to fit around them as they take over my bed.
Our cats follow Physics of cats as well ;)
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Cloud wrote:Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
So say Newton's first law of motion :)

I'm impressed Cloud :^^:
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Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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You said that already, you do know about the Law of Repetition?
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:rollin

I read them before but they are so funny because they contain a truth.
My favorite is the Law of Bag/Box Occupancy.
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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LOL!!! My sister has 7 cats, and they own all the comfortable furniture in the place!!!

Wasn't it someone on this board who said: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"? I love that one, too!
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DevoVamp wrote:LOL!!! My sister has 7 cats, and they own all the comfortable furniture in the place!!!
WOW :OMG 7 cats!!!!
DevoVamp wrote: Wasn't it someone on this board who said: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"? I love that one, too!
Heeheehee my cats definitely control and "own" me :P :P
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kittens wrote:
DevoVamp wrote:LOL!!! My sister has 7 cats, and they own all the comfortable furniture in the place!!!
WOW :OMG 7 cats!!!!
DevoVamp wrote: Wasn't it someone on this board who said: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"? I love that one, too!
Heeheehee my cats definitely control and "own" me :P :P

Yep, 7. Named: Kat, Kitty, Snowball (who's deaf as a post), Boots, Missy, Midnight (a black siamese with 3 legs) and Pumkin.

AND then there's Lobo, a sheppard/wolf mix who's harmless but strong as an ox!!!

LOL!!!! She has a full place!!
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