Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Island.
Not a sound could be heard except Perv-chan's deep sighing.
All sat in the dark , all the circuts were blown.
For when Perv-chan is playing, they all should have know.
With Ichigo dreams and an assortment of toys,
and chocolate and gummy worms to add to the joy.
With Ranma , Ryoga and a stable of bishies,
not a creature was safe , not even the fishies.
So the cry was lifted, for it had to be said.
"Turn off those things Perv-chan and just go to BED!
Leave Ryoga out of it! He's mine! 
