Sensei walks into a bar and sits next to the most attractive lady there.
Hello, ma'am. Do you have an interest in collecting Japanese anime cels and production sketches?
Lady: Mmm-hmm.
How about I buy you a couple of double Scotches on the rocks and then we go up to my room to look through my cel books?
Lady: Mmm-hmm.
A half hour later, Sensei and the Lady from the Bar enter his room, and Sensei unfolds the sofa-bed to get the cel books out from under it.
Are you interested in cels from Cardcaptor Sakura?
Lady: Mmm-hmm.
How about sketches from Magic Knight Rayearth?
Lady: Mmm-hmm.
And Hyper Police?
Lady: Mmm-hmm.
Another half hour later, the two are looking through the seventh or eighth cel book.
And this one's a layout ... and that one is a rough ... and here's a really nice genzu ... Pretty, huh?
Lady: Mmm-hmm.
Do you have any objections to sex on the first date?
Lady: Unnh-uhhh.
Hot dog! Err ... I mean, excuse me for a moment.
Sensei dashes into the bathroom to change his clothes and unearth his jam jar of generic Viagra from offshore pharmacies. After a decent moment, he dashes back out in his boxer shorts with Tenshi ni Narumon characters all over them, only to stop short in surprise.
Inuyasha! How could you! And with a floozy that I just picked up in the bar downstairs!
Lady: These shareware programs for animating dougas sure come in handy.
I'm curious about the male/female ratio of cel collectors..
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That sounds better than cold dog.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
I can now see where I'm going wrong- when I present the books hidden under MY bed, I instantly get a slap across the face from my date j/k
