I got a laugh or two out of it, so thought I'd share:
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in
>bed with you.
>
>2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
>
>3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
>4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
>
>5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
>
>6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the
>bed.
>
>7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
>
>8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
>
>9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
>
>10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
I think #1 and #5 are my favorites.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like number 3 personally wave. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
I got a laugh or two out of it, so thought I'd share:
So funny it made me cry 
...I like number 3 personally 
