Kids

[aernath]

I'm thinking about signing all my emails as "butt dust" now.

Kids, see things in their own way...



1. JACK (3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby

sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two?

Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"



2. MELANIE (5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny

replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said

Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back

of your panties. Mine say five to six."



3. STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love

you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside

my bedroom window."



4. BRITTANY (4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She

tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her

frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and

she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the

little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"



5. SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.

"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes

my teeth cough."



6. DANI (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How

much do I cost?"



7. MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple that were

hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his

eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in

her mouth?"



8. CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When

his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't

know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How

will my wife fit in it?"



9. JAMES (4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:

"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out

of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.

" Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"



10. TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,

rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her

for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your

face?"



11. The Sermon



I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday

sermon...



"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward

heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without

you, we are but dust. He would have continued but at that

moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned

over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl

voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

[kittens]

LOL I like the first one

[Not Sir Phobos]

The frustrations of young children seem to pale in comparison to ours.

[Baakay]

OH my... this is SO PERFECT!!

God I love kids. They just put a whole new light on things

I'm thinking about signing all my emails as "butt dust" now.

I suppose there could be worse things!!

Kids, see things in their own way...


1. JACK (3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby

sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two?

Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

Nope, it's for white and chocolate. Trust me.


I also love the flea one. Leave it to a little one to worry about a flea's welfare!

[In_Gabriel_We_Trust]

Number 4. is my favourite !