Lessons Dogs Teach Us

[Xelloss]

Maybe not quite a joke, but it made me smile...

Lessons Dogs Teach Us

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Spend as much time as possible with the ones you love.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you've had enough.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle him or her gently.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into guilt and pout…run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

[In_Gabriel_We_Trust]

I think I can relate. (to the smile... not being a dog. )

[aernath]

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle him or her gently.

Awww! I like this one!!!

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

I call this one *doing the little dance* I can be seen doing this whenever I pick up a cel package at the post office.

[Kujaku]

Life is good as a dog, no?

[Cloud]

Oh, good as a dog no is LIFE .