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Horrible but FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

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Hello?"

"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says,

"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,

right now."

"Uh, okay then,

this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table,

run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's
car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't
moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . .

Is this 486-5731?"
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I'm just a good girl being bad for you
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Post by Okuni »

OMG! Is it wrong that I found that so funny? LOL!
I haven't read or heard anything that good in a while! :evilblk

:yourock: in a very twisted way!
don't change.
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so funny

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oh my goodness!!!!! :jaw

:hitting: so funny, twisted and sooo wrroonngg!!!! LOL

I love it! :D

Your a riot!! :P
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:rollin now THAT was funny!! :rollin
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When was this exactly?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by hyelakingsfan »

lmaoooo :rollin
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Post by Ashura »

LOL, glad some of you enjoyed it as much as I did! I thought for sure someone was going to be pissed off that I posted it *whew*

Glad I could bring a few chuckles. :D
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Post by Ashura »

Just posted another one....check it out for a good chuckle :wink:
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Post by aernath »

Oh, that's priceless! :rollin :crackup :hitting: :ewhip:
:wink:
Of course I liked it! :P

And the next number she'll learn is 911.
Then the number for the orphanage, 'cause Daddy (the real one) will either go homicidal or suicidal. X| :P
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Post by vampyreshoujo »

LOL! Both of those are great! :crackup
Thanks for the laugh! :D
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Not many people say both.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Post by Rayman »

That was a hilarious story! I thought I could guess what was going to happen, but then one surprise came after another and it was great!

Thanks for sharing this one! :)
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Post by klet »

*grooooaaan*

Soooo wrong . . .

but soooo funny. :rollin
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Post by dave1999artwork »

It is comic, though I didn't laugh out loud.
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Post by iwakuralain16 »

HAHAHA that is hilarious.
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