Fun at Walmart

[JWR]

16 things to do in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

[Cloud]

Did you see the movement?

[In_Gabriel_We_Trust]

16 things to do in Walmart
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

I used to that ! Love the list !


17.
Walk up to a vendor and the couple he's explaining the workings of appliance to. Go : "Aaaaaand.... Cut ! Great work, people. But one thing. Bill, you are the vendor. It is your mission to vend. That is your motivation. Jack and Nancy here, are trying to undermine that motivation by asking a lot of questions. But as the pround vendor you are, you embark on an emotional journey to shake off all doubts you have about vending." (For greater effect, wear a baseball cap and have a rolled up magazine (script) to wave about as you explain.)
Walk away from the vendor and the couple, looking around and up yelling "Okay, people. Set them up again." Turn towards the vendor and couple and go: "Aaaaaaand .... Action !"

(Make sure to be in good shape as running away may be necessary.)


17a. (Variation)
Walk up to the vendor and the couple. Listen intently to the vendor, nodding frantically. Then say you have the same one at home and go into a full "Shopping TV"-testemonial in front of the "camera's".

(Make sure etc... etc...)

[zerospace]

Nice... some of those would be such fun to try

[Dustie]

16 things to do in Walmart

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

I have worked for Walmart for almost 8 years now and have never heard of a code 3. Maybe I need to come out of my 3rd shift hiding spot.

However, I once seen an employee call a code green (hostage) in layaway before... holding a scan gun up to a stuffed teddy bear. Needless to say this person no longer works for the company.

[Okuni]

If you want to cause real chaos, do some of those things in a hospital....and have on some good running shoes! Police have amazing speed.
Not that I've done any of those....

Also:
Code Red--Fire?
from Grey's Anatomy: Code Black: bomb.
Try the list in a warehouse store (ie BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club)

I think the most fun thing is just to go in the "Employee's Only" Area and pretend like you're a new employee. That really messes those dudes up!

[Ashura]

[klet]

I'm much too much of a scaredy-cat to do any of that stuff. But it would be hilarious!! Only:

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

People really do use fitting rooms as if they were bathrooms. Believe me, I work in retail during the summer. Not that I ever have to clean it up or anything. That's logistics' job!

[Caroline]

i almost cried from laughing.

also, i never knew walmart had a hunting section?

[hyelakingsfan]

lmaooo that was hilarious lol

[klet]

also, i never knew walmart had a hunting section?

Sporting goods. They sell guns, fishing poles, etc. Some even sell worms for fishing.

[kymaera]

Don't forget about spending two days there.