Top ten facts of...<insert name>

[Okuni]

This had me rolling!
especially number 3. (btw, I entered "it" for myself. hee-hee!)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Okunichan!

1. Okunichan will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C!
2. The air around okunichan is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
3. Until the 1960s, okunichan was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
4. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, okunichan and compline.
5. Americans discard enough okunichan to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
6. Okunichan can sleep with one eye open.
7. If okunichan was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
8. Okunichan can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
9. Okunichan is only six percent water!
10. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in okunichan.





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[Sugarflower]

Heehee! Here's mine:

1. Sugarflower was declared extinct in 1902.
2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Sugarflower, though it may feel uncomfortable!
3. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Sugarflower.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sugarflower!
5. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sugarflower.
6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Sugarflower had to pay a special Sugarflower tax.
7. Sugarflower is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Sugarflower, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Sugarflower.
10. Half a cup of Sugarflower contains only seventeen calories.

Ok, this one really had me cracked up. My fiance's name is Peter. Here is what it said for him:

1. About 100 people choke to death on peter each year!
2. Peter is the sacred animal of Thailand!
3. Never store peter at room temperature.
4. A lump of peter the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in peter.
6. Some birds use peter to orientate themselves during migration.
7. Europe is the only continent that lacks peter.
8. If you kiss peter for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
9. Peter is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than peter.

Gomen, I really really REALLY just had to place this one up.

[vampyreshoujo]

1. About 100 people choke to death on peter each year!

(Actually, they're all very funny... XD )

My list:

1. California is the biggest exporter of vampyreshoujo in the world.
2. If the annual Australian vampyreshoujo crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
3. Vampyreshoujo is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
4. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's vampyreshoujo supply!
5. Ostriches stick their heads in vampyreshoujo not to hide but to look for water.
6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear vampyreshoujo had to pay a special vampyreshoujo tax. 7. Abraham Lincoln, who invented vampyreshoujo, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
8. Vampyreshoujo is only six percent water.
9. Vampyreshoujo can not regurgitate.
10. Two grams of vampyreshoujo provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.


That Peter the Great sure did like his special taxes.....

[Lynxa]

OMG I hope I type this right because I'm laughing so hard TEARS are rolling down my face. I think number 10 is the one that really got me, particularly if read in conjunction with number 6

Sorry, I have three finals down and three more and a paper to go. I'm starting to hit the delerium wall.

1. Lynxa can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.

And I have the video to prove it!

2. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Lynxa for the rest of the day.

Yep, I'll follow you around and gripe at you about it ALL DAY. Consider this your only warning.

3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Lynxa is near!

I pay them to do that for me.

4. A lump of Lynxa the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!

But you have to ask reeeeeeal nice first.

5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Lynxa.

Pffft, Koalas are such overacheivers.

6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Lynxa on.

.....

7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Lynxa.

That's also why it doesn't technically kick ass

8. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Lynxa fighting underground.

Believed nothing, what else would cause earthquakes?!?!

9. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Lynxa.

I sell it on e-bay now.

10. The condom - originally made from Lynxa - was invented in the early 1500s!

....sure, why not?

[kymaera]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kymaera!

1. The patron saint of kymaera is Saint Eugenie.
2. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are kymaera!
3. Kymaera can sleep with one eye open!
4. Research indicates that kymaera will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink kymaera.
6. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by kymaera.
7. By tradition, a girl standing under kymaera cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
8. People used to believe that dressing their male children as kymaera would protect them from evil spirits!
9. Kymaera can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
10. Kymaera can't sweat.

[wELCOME cONSUMER]

What a fun site!

1. Worldwide, Toni is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects. (and men )

2. Red Toni at night, shepherd's delight. Red Toni at morning, shepherd's warning! (Red Toni? Better watch yourself Shepherds!)
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Toni would protect them from evil spirits.

4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Toni. (Seems to be related to #9)

5. Toni is actually a fruit, not a vegetable. (That's just too obvious)

6. Toni can use only about ten percent of her brain! (Well, duh.. )

7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Toni, and 400 times smaller. (Are they saying I'm fat?!)

8. The Toni-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Toni-fights take place there every day.

9. Toni is the only bird that can swim but not fly.

10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Toni'.

[crackpot27]

Ooooooooh fun

I wonder if I should be perturbed by #3 and 6....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crackpot27!
1.) Snow White's coffin was made of Crackpot27.
2.) Crackpot27 was declared extinct in 1902.
3.) Crackpot27 is the world's largest rodent.
4.) The Crackpot27-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Crackpot27-fights take place there every day.
5.) Crackpot27 is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
6.) Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Crackpot27.
7.) Czar Paul I banished Crackpot27 to Siberia for marching out of step!
8.) While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Crackpot27.
9.) A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Crackpot27.
10.) Crackpot27 is incapable of sleep.

[Cloud]

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I'm not good in math.

[Lynxa]

Crackpot, I'd be more worried about #8

[crackpot27]

Crackpot, I'd be more worried about #8

....for some reason that one didn't even register as abnormal

[Cloud]

Your purpose is some reason that one did not even register as abnormal hitting.

[crackpot27]

Your purpose is some reason that one did not even register as abnormal hitting.

I have no purpose Cloud

[Cloud]

And some reason that one did not even register as abnormal hitting is [quoteyou]Your purpose.

[kittens]

This is great Here is mine (kittens) (I love the 2nd one )

1. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are kittens.
2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and kittens has 7.
3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by kittens.
4. Kittens will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention kittens!
6. Kittens was originally called Cheerioats!
7. Kittens does not have toes!
8. The risk of being struck by kittens is one occurence every 9,300 years!
9. California is the biggest exporter of kittens in the world!
10. The only Englishman to become kittens was Nicholas Breakspear, who was kittens from 1154 to 1159.

[Baakay]

1. There are 336 dimples on wieners.

2. Olympic badminton rules say that wieners must have exactly fourteen feathers. ("Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Oscar Mayer!")

3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but wieners can not!

4. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in wieners! (I'd pay money to see THAT!)

5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of wieners! (and half of them are employed as administrators at... oh, never mind)

6. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like wieners!

7. It is impossible to fold wieners more than seven times.

8. Wieners are 984 feet tall. ("Man! That's one big wiener ya got there!")

9. New Zealand was the first place to allow wieners to vote.

10. Over 46,000 pieces of wieners float on every square mile of ocean.

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