Top ten facts of...<insert name>

[Lynxa]

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5. Ostriches stick their heads in vampyreshoujo not to hide but to look for water.

So THAT's what you've been up to with those ostriches.

10. Two grams of vampyreshoujo provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.

....*starts chasing Vampy with jumper cables*

[urabob]

1. Over 2000 people have now climbed Bob, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
2. The horns of Bob are made entirely from hair.
3. Bob once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
4. The risk of being struck by Bob is one occurence every 9,300 years.
5. Half a cup of Bob contains only seventeen calories!
6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Bob for the rest of the day.
7. Bob has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
8. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Bob!
9. Over 46,000 pieces of Bob float on every square mile of ocean.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Bob can not.

[RalphVboy]

Well, here's what it had to say about RalphVboy:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about RalphVboy!

1. Cats use their RalphVboy to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
2. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by RalphVboy.
3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same RalphVboy!
4. Over 2000 people have now climbed RalphVboy, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
5. Worldwide, RalphVboy is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
6. RalphVboyicide is the killing of RalphVboy!
7. RalphVboy can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
8. RalphVboyocracy is government by RalphVboy.
9. RalphVboy is the world's largest rodent.
10. About one tenth of RalphVboy is permanently covered in ice.

Madness

- RalphVBoy

[vampyreshoujo]

So THAT's what you've been up to with those ostriches.

It's for research purposes! I swear! All in the name of science!

....*starts chasing Vampy with jumper cables*

Eek! Not the sensitive parts! Not the sensitive parts!

[ZombieBunny]

1. ZombieBunny became extinct in England in 1486.
2. If you cut ZombieBunny in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of ZombieBunny.
4. ZombieBunny is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
5. ZombieBunny is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
6. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up ZombieBunny!
7. ZombieBunny can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
8. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The ZombieBunny state'.
9. If you drop ZombieBunny from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by ZombieBunny.


I thought I would do my Real name too XD

1. Brittany was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
2. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Brittany.
3. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Brittany.
4. Brittany has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Brittany fighting underground.
6. It is impossible to fold Brittany more than seven times!
7. Brittany will often glow under UV light.
8. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Brittany.
9. Brittany can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
10. If you kiss Brittany for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

Wel I say 9 & 10 are quite interesting lol

[usamamo]

PML!!!

This is soooo funny. I think I have done everyone I know. It is very amusing. I will have to pass this one on to others. Anyway here is what it said about usamamo -

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Usamamo!
1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but usamamo can not!
2. By tradition, a girl standing under usamamo cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
3. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of usamamo every year.
4. The colour of usamamo is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!
5. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by usamamo!
6. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of usamamo in your ear 700 times!
7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Usamamo Head!
8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of usamamo.
9. Usamamo is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
10. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to usamamo.

[Cloud]

I am not sure if I would do it that often.

[wELCOME cONSUMER]

I think Cloud wants to join the fun!

1. Cloud can't drink - it absorbs water from its surroundings by osmosis.
2. Cloud is worth its weight in gold - literally!
3. South Australia was the first place to allow Cloud to stand for parliament.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Cloud.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cloud.
6. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Cloud Head.
7. In Chinese, the sound 'Cloud' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Cloud.
9. Cloud can last longer without water than a camel can!
10. It can take Cloud several days to move just through one tree.

[Cloud]

What was the second?

[wELCOME cONSUMER]

That you're made out of gold, apparently.

[Japoro]

1. Japoro cannot jump.
2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Japoro.
3. Japoro, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
4. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Japoro.
5. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Japoro!
6. Japoro has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
7. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Japoro!
8. Japoro can live for up to a week without a head!
9. Japoro will always turn right when leaving a cave.
10. Japoro can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.



Number 10 just kind of freaks me out, as I selected "him"

[Joost]

I can agrea with 3 and 9 toooo funny this site

1. Joost will always turn right when leaving a cave!
2. If you cut joost in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for joost, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. Joost is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on joost with his left foot.
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for joost!
7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be joost!
8. The international dialling code for joost is 672.
9. The porpoise is second to joost as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
10. Europe is the only continent that lacks joost.

[ZombieBunny]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crazy Cel Collectors!

1. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Crazy Cel Collectors, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.

2. Early thermometers were filled with Crazy Cel Collectors instead of mercury.

3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Crazy Cel Collectors'.

4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Crazy Cel Collectors into a volcano it would stop erupting.

5. Contrary to popular belief, Crazy Cel Collectors are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!

6. US gold coins used to say 'In Crazy Cel Collectors we trust'!

7. If you lick Crazy Cel Collectors ten times, you will consume one calorie!

8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Crazy Cel Collectors.

9. In their entire life, Crazy Cel Collectors will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.

10. Crazy Cel Collectors have 118 ridges around the edge.

ah number 6... LOL

[transmet]

Had to get in on the fun:

1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that transmet is near.
2. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes transmet.
3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than transmet.
4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil transmet.
5. If you cut transmet in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal transmet.
7. Worldwide, transmet is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
8. When dropped from the top of the Empire State Building, transmet will fall fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching transmet.
10. Europe is the only continent that lacks transmet!

Numbers 2, 4 and 7 are especially funny...'cause they're true.

[sailorsv13]

Mine was funny...but what I got when I typed in "Usagi" from Sailor Moon is even funnier! My comments are in red

1. Usagi is incapable of sleep!
- Obvioulsy they have never watched Sailor Moon!
2. An average beaver can cut down usagi every year!
3. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after usagi.
- How did they know about the Sailor Scouts?
4. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention usagi!
- If ONLY the Bible would talk about Usagi more...more people would read it... right? ^.^
5. Half a cup of usagi contains only seventeen calories.
- Suprisingly low considering how much she eats...
6. Only one person in two billion will live to be usagi.
- Ooh! Ooh! It's ME It's ME!!!
7. Usagiomancy is the art of telling the future with usagi.
8.Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled usagi.
9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find usagi!
10. It is bad luck to walk under usagi.
- We all know she is a clutz...but that's taking it a little far...

And here is Neptune's:

1. It's bad luck to put Neptune on a bed.
- Unless you are Sailor Uranus!!!!
2. You share your birthday with Neptune.
3. Scientists believe that Neptune began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
4. Birds do not sleep in Neptune, though they may rest in her from time to time!
- I bet that makes Uranus jealous!!!
5. Neptune is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
- Well I guess her name does mean king of the sea or something like that...
6. The first domain name ever registered was Neptune.com.
7. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Neptune.
8. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Neptune would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields!
- Sweet! The Aztec's did cosplay too!!!
9. Czar Paul I banished Neptune to Siberia for marching out of step!
10. Neptune was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
- Ooh! Where are the pics?! Sounds like a good subject for a fan cel...!

I could go ON with every Scout! Type 'em in and see!

~ Bri ~