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A middle-aged woman

seemed sheepish as she

visited her gynecologist.


"Come now," coaxed the doctor,

"you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that,"

the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."


"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."



"That night," she went on, "I went again,

plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored,

"I'm scared out of my wits!"


The gynecologist put a comforting

hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."


"You're simply going through the change!
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Post by vampyreshoujo »

:rollin :hitting:

If only it really was like that. :P
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Post by Lynxa »

*groooooooooan*

:rollin I sent this to my mom! :P
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So, did she roll the change and pay for the visit with it? :P
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Post by In_Gabriel_We_Trust »

Lynxa wrote:*groooooooooan*
My feelings exactly.


:D
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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