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Power of Deduction

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."



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""? What does it tell you?
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:hitting: :hitting: LOL, great!! haha :) :D
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:rollin :rollin :rollin

That's pretty good XD I'm going to remember that one.
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*LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* ... so great!!! ... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...
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Zetsuai wrote:*LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* ... so great!!! ... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...
That is "Laugh Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Loud" in lamens terms.
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Zetsuai wrote:*LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* ... so great!!! ... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...
That is "Laugh Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Loud" in lamens terms.
german write it that way, cause the translation doesn't really matter ... it's also common to write "lolwech", what more or less means the same as the english "rofl" ... :P ...
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Not in my experience.
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
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Zetsuai wrote:
Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Zetsuai wrote:*LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* ... so great!!! ... :rollin :rollin :rollin ...
That is "Laugh Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Loud" in lamens terms.
german write it that way, cause the translation doesn't really matter ... it's also common to write "lolwech", what more or less means the same as the english "rofl" ... :P ...
lolwech! I am sooooo going to use that from now on. Thanks for the language lesson :D
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Zetsuai wrote:
Not Sir Phobos wrote: That is "Laugh Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Out Loud" in lamens terms.
german write it that way, cause the translation doesn't really matter ... it's also common to write "lolwech", what more or less means the same as the english "rofl" ... :P ...
lolwech! I am sooooo going to use that from now on. Thanks for the language lesson :D
de nada ... :wink: ... I'm looking forward to see it from you ... :D ...
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Zetsuai wrote:
Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Zetsuai wrote: german write it that way, cause the translation doesn't really matter ... it's also common to write "lolwech", what more or less means the same as the english "rofl" ... :P ...
lolwech! I am sooooo going to use that from now on. Thanks for the language lesson :D
de nada ... :wink: ... I'm looking forward to see it from you ... :D ...
oh now you're switching to spanish!!! lolwech!
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Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Zetsuai wrote:
Not Sir Phobos wrote: lolwech! I am sooooo going to use that from now on. Thanks for the language lesson :D
de nada ... :wink: ... I'm looking forward to see it from you ... :D ...
oh now you're switching to spanish!!! lolwech!
uhhhhhhh ... that was really fast ... :D ... (btw: I'm multilingual :wink: )
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